Tuesday, January 11
12:17 am

public service announcement

in what is possibly the best news i've received this year, desperate housewives is coming to channel 5! 24th january, do yourselves a favour and tune in. just keep your cotton pickin' hands offa bree, because she is incredible, hot, and mine. oh bree, dump that shiftless bum of a husband and set up a perfect, immaculate home with me.

and, delving briefly into the slightly disturbing realm of People Who Speak To Television Characters, i really have to say, rex, you sad, tearful ejacu - uh, "clown", why do you persist in being such a dumbass? learn it! you do not. piss. bree. off. she will end you. ohhh, bree! marry me! that's such a beautiful thought, it even rhymes! i love it when i get to rhyme!

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 weiming • 12 January 2005 at 16:31

well i suppose a post THAT long has to be rewarded with a comment :P

but anyway the bit that kauffman wrote is hilarious. and though i'm christian, i still think bush is a moron for trying to implement (and being rather successful, at that) laws banning gay marriage. it's a free world, some things just aren't meant to be controlled.

and, i went on another dvd buying spree. hurhur.

 

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